News Round-Up (09/24/2026)

 And that's the way it is.......

Bo French is a horrible candidate, he should lose. But if you think that changing the name of the Texas Railroad Commission to the "Texas Oil and Gas Commission" is the MOST IMPORTANT ISSUE in this race? You might be an idiot as well. Clearly the author is.

Horrible people doing horrible things. This Carrot Top situation is weird. The problem is I think there are no good actors on either side.

A quick note to the marijuana legalization folks: Legalization does not eliminate the black market. If anything it can strengthen it. As illegal bookies and offshore books what the elimination of PAPSA did for them. Hint: It did not hurt them. That's not to say there's not some benefits to going down this path, but poking the cartels in the eyes is not it.

Democrat Socialists avert your eyes. The best say to get things done is sometimes by utilizing the resources of the private sector who have skin in the game. I suspect that might be the case with the Colorado River watershed.

Just another reminder that The WNBA is NOT a sports league. It's a grievance machine for certain groups. Nothing more.

My feeling is that Deion is done. Yes, Colorado will let him craft the circumstances of his exit, but I'd be very surprised if he was the coach of the Buffalos next year.

Big Plans for Greenspoint. Of course, you'll have to root out the gangs who have set up shop in the former Macy's location first.

This is a good read on ESPN College GameDay and how it's contributing to the fall of College Football. They've changed their mission from highlighting the glory of the sport, to becoming a marketing arm for ESPN/SEC.  That's bad for everyone. (Same with FOX and Big Noon Saturday)

This season of America's Got Talent taught us that NO, it really doesn't. 8 of the top 10 finalists were not American, and the winner was Thai. Don't get me wrong, this is not a nativist rant, just an observation.

Once you get your claws into Houston area government, there's always a place to continue your grift off of the taxpayers. Mary Benton understands that, how to play the local game an endear herself to Houston's ruling class.

This is possibly the most racist article you'll read today. From the idea that Hispanics cannot compete, that all White's are exploitive to providing a sounding board to a fringe Democrat Socialist activist who wants to dismantle Capitalism. It's bad. I'm not sure why it's just a given that the local Hispanic population lacks the intellectual chops to thrive in this boom?

The thing about running a con is this, You have to possess at least a modicum of intelligence. It's becoming increasingly clear that Dr. Malcom Tanner does not. Popcorn time.

FIFA DOES have the intelligence to run a con. And, judging by the tax bills that American's are going to have to foot for their quad-annual Futbol extravaganza, they've perfected the art.

And finally,

This is from a couple of weeks back but I thought it worth mentioning: Las Vegas Tourists are Richer, middle-aged and gambling less.

Based on my last trip to Las Vegas (August 2026) this checks out. I saw fewer younger folks and more people my age (mid-50's, so middle-aged). And while there was foot traffic the casino floors were not near as full as usual. I know that I cut my gambling budget in half, and found myself having much, much more fun as a result.

When I want to gamble I go to Tulsa, or Coushatta (not Lake Charles, LA anymore, a subject for a future post) or Florida. I still like going to Las Vegas, but not primarily to gamble. I would even say it's 4th on my list of things to do there. Just incidental to other activities.

Las Vegas biggest problem is that it is no longer "The Gambling Capitol of the World". Hell, it's probably not even in the top 5 these days. In terms of sports betting Nevada is fringe top 10. Think about that.

What this means is that Las Vegas is going to become way, way more recession sensitive, and many of the things they took for granted won't be able to be taken for granted any longer.

You don't hate the media enough. (Sidney Sweeney Edition)

Another month, another ginned up 'controversy' by the media. This time we're focusing (again) on Ms. Sweeney prattering around our television screens in various stages of undress which has, for some unexplained reason "set women back 100 years".

But, has it? Really?

Because 100 years back would be 1926 and, last I checked, their wasn't a flood of 3/4 naked women in advertising back then. As a matter of fact, that was an era where "showing some ankle" was considered risqué. 

First it was the American Eagle good jeans ad (aside: The most shocking thing about that, to me, was that American Eagle is still a going concern) and now it's a sports betting (yes, prediction markets are betting) website NoVig.

So, of course, per the linked article, female Olympians (what???) are shocked and appalled. 

It should be of some note that they were decidedly NOT shocked and appalled when fellow Olympian (and all around bad person) Meghan Rapinoe appeared in ESPN the magazine's body issue totally nude, nor were they when any of the other athletes (many Olympians) did the same. No, they reserve this state of utter disbelief for when an actress, known primarily for her racy, nudity baring role in the HBO Max show Euphoria (which I can safely say I've never seen) shows up in shoulder pads and......yeah.

Look, by all accounts Sidney Sweeney is an attractive lady. She is fit and has a traditionally attractive body. Looking at her is not unappealing. Now, she's young enough to be my daughter so yeah, well outside of my attractiveness wheelhouse. That said, as a heterosexual male, she is undoubtedly very easy on the eyes. That I haven't seen anything she's acted in makes me unworthy of being someone who can comment on her talent as an actor. No clue.

But she seems to understand that her figure and her looks are marketable right now and, despite some people being mad about it, companies are willing to pay her what I'm assuming are large amounts of money to appear in their ads in a sexualized capacity.

Enter the media, who have never had a groupthink outrage that they didn't feel they could exploit. If there is no outrage, go out and find some former Olympians who most Americans have never heard of and whip one up. Hell, Meghan Rapinoe is always good for an "I'm pissed off about x....." quote when you need it right? I mean, she has to desperately try and stay relevant somehow.

This is not something new to the media. They have a long history of inventing outrage for things they don't like. During the Estes Keyfauver mob hearings the Publisher of the Washington Times, a staunch anti-gambling activist, practically invented a gambling related, mob-fueled crime wave (that didn't exist) to push public opinion toward his hearings. That they backfired spectacularly, and basically were responsible for driving the Mob to Las Vegas in droves, creating the town and ushering in it's golden age, is irrelevant. What's important is the media manufactured an outrage that really shouldn't exist.

But, is anyone REALLY mad about Sidney prancing around mostly naked in an ad?

No, they're not. Most people probably don't even know the ad itself exists. If they do know they probably spend just about as much time thinking about it as you do thinking about the OpenAI breakthrough that's creating an 'existential crisis' in the field of mathematics. 

In other words, no time at all.

I do have serious questions regarding the sustainability of the sports betting market in it's current form and the health of young men in the face of what is, at heart, a predatory market. And, make no mistake, sports betting in its current form is very predatory, especially toward young men.

The point here being that there is no great, societal outrage over Sweeney's commercials. There's just not. The media is trying to desperately work one up because a) They suspect Sweeney might be more right leaning politically than they want her to be and b) they still are very anti-gambling. The easiest, and currently they believe the most effective, cudgel to use against them is feminine empowerment.

So they're running with it. And they're going to keep on running with it until they're ratings or page views or numbers continue their slide down the cliff until they are irrelevant. (which, some might say, they already are).

Houston's (Unwritten) Driving Rules

A couple of weeks back, while I was in Las Vegas, Houston Chronicle Staff Writer Jhair Romero penned the following "explainer" (A term that I hate but here we are).

Every Houston Driver Knows 'Rubbernecking'. What Other Unwritten Rules are Out There?

Now, this article is behind the Chronicle's paywall so I won't block quote the body of the article, but I do think it OK to put up the question that he asks at the end.

Tell us about the rest of them, the other unwritten rules of driving in Houston. What habits and courtesies and routine traffic infractions do you spot on our roads every day?

This question got me to thinking. What DO we see on Houston roads on our commutes, driving to the store, doing our level-best to get the heck out of Dodge during Houston Live Stock Show & Rodeo season?

I will say, this list has changed mightily post-COVID lock downs. I have said several times, both on this blog and on Xitter, that I'm working under the theory that the National Response to COVID broke society into pieces. As a matter of fact, most of the things that you're going to see listed below are further evidence of that.

So, without wasting any more of your time. I give you the Top 5 Unwritten Rules of (Bad) Houston driving. These might not be exclusive to Houston, but they are legion now and happen frequently on a daily basis.

Finally, before I get fully into this list, I present my Houston driving credentials. I commute to work around 20 miles one-way three times per week. The drive takes approximately 35 minutes during the early AM hours (think 5:30AM) and around 1 hour to 1 1/2 hours in the afternoon (think 3:30-4:00 PM) I also drive around NW Houston A LOT, and I make the drive up North a few times per month for various reasons. I also drive to the Airports, mostly IAH but occasionally Hobby, and I've been known to drive down to NRG on occasion for various events.

Let's get into it.

Number 1: Line Cutting.

You are familiar with this one. You have to make an exit. Unfortunately in the lane to actually exit there is a back-up, due to traffic on the feeder road or heavy traffic on the Freeway you're exiting to (Aside: Houstonians cannot merge.) or some other exit. You see the back-up, move your car over, dutifully, into line and inch forward waiting your turn.

Suddenly, a car in the lane next to you on left flies by, then suddenly turns on their blinker and cuts off the cars in line, close to the actual exit, often almost causing a collision and making the exiting traffic hit their brakes to avoid it.

You have just experience the Houston Line-Cutter. The scourge of Freeway driving and one of the most self-centered, selfish, moves that a driver can make. Nothing says "My time means everything and your time and safety mean nothing to me" than this move. Tesla drivers LOVE this move, as do Chevrolet and Ford Pickup drivers and luxury sedan owners. It must be in the vehicles Owner's manual that you have to perfect this move in order to own one.

The funny thing is, these drivers get the MOST frustrated with you if you do not let them cut-in. Prior to the Pandemic Lock-Downs, I used to put up some resistance. However, one day I saw a driver run his car into the concrete barrier and the car beside him to cut in and I have since just backed off and let them go. Also, Houston drivers are very shooty right now, and one car length in front is JUST NOT WORTH GETTING SHOT over.

I don't remember this being as prevalent pre-COVID as it is now, but now it's Legion. I've a feeling it's only going to get worse.

Number 2: Right (or Left) turns from a non-turn lane.

This one is closely related to Number 1 but it can be much more likely to result in a collision.

You're in the lane to turn (right or left) your lane is a dedicated turn lane and the one next to you is not an optional turn lane (it's go straight only). Your turn arrow, or light, turns green and off you go.  Suddenly, the car next to you also turns and tries to race you to the lane.

To be honest, you're not expecting this and they don't have their turn indicator blinking so you have no warning. You catch them out of the corner of your eye and then, amazingly, they have the audacity to lay on their horn at YOU. They scream at you, glare, you're seriously worried a road rage incident is upcoming despite the fact that you have done nothing wrong.

That's the thing about these people, they don't care that they're breaking traffic laws, all they care about is that they want to get where they are going and they will not take responsibility for either a) not wanting to wait in the line for the turn lane or b) admitting that they effed up and found themselves in the incorrect lane due to inattention or lack of prior planning and are more than willing to run you off the road than to just go straight and work their way back to where they want to go.

Number 3: Stop Signs Optional

The "California Stop" is a well documented event that long pre-dated COVID. Rolling a Stop sign was a right of passage for young drivers in West Texas where I grew up. I'm not referring to that however. What I'm mentioning here is just blowing through a Stop without even a tap of the brakes, without checking for oncoming traffic or pedestrians or anything.

This phenomenon has gotten so bad I saw on my local NextDoor page that the Sheriff's office actual did some Stop Sign enforcement in our area and pulled over 7 drivers in a 20 minute span.

I once had the driver of a huge GMC pickup run the sign and LOOK RIGHT AT ME while he was doing so. Knowing that, if I did not let him go (despite the fact that I had been there, had come to a stop and was preparing to go) we would have been in a collision.

The Government has a term that it calls "knowing and willful". What they mean by this is that what you did was intentional, or that you just failed to take the basic care that an idiot would take. Most of the people running Stop signs are knowing and willfully doing so and could care less who, or what, they could hit.

Number 4: We don't need no stinking lights.

There is a line from the 80's movie Star Man where Jeff Bridges, playing an alien stuck on Earth who is trying to get home, drives Karen Allen's car for the first time suggesting that he knew how to drive by watching her. As he's driving he comes up to a traffic light that turns yellow. At that point he guns the throttle and blows through the light just after it turns red, almost causing a collision.

Allen freaks out and asks him what he was doing. "I thought you knew how to drive?!?"

Bridges Responds, I do, "Red Light Stop, Green Light Go, Yellow light Go, very fast."

I'm not suggesting that none of us have ever done this. I know that I have and I'm sure you have as well.

What we've morphed into in Houston is Green Light Go, Yellow Light Go, very fast, Red Light Go, even faster. I've seen drivers blow through Red Lights that have been turned for over 10 seconds. I've seen drivers just blow through a light that I've been sitting at Red for 30 seconds.

The worst transgressors are the drivers (usually pickups) who go into the turn-only lane to get around cars in the main lanes only to drive straight on without stopping. Either that or on the shoulder. One time I saw a car move over into the oncoming traffic lane to run the light.

The problem has gotten so bad that you now have to utilize what the wife and I have been calling the "Houston 5 second delay" before rolling forward on any Green Light at some intersections. Of course, this will most-times get you honked at by the drivers behind you who would much rather see you plow into the cross-traffic running the light than wait behind you as you let them clear the intersection.

Damned if you do, Damned if you don't.

Number 5: Pass, Brake and Turn.

This last one is one that, sadly I admit, is the one that tends to infuriate me the most. Let's say you're driving along in the right lane of a 4 lane road. Suddenly a car shoots past you in the left lane. Once past you they immediate cut you off and then, in a move of stunningly poor judgement, slam on their brakes and proceed to run right, directly in front of you causing you to have to slam on your brakes to avoid a collision. Whether they actually use their turn signal or not is optional, sometimes yes, sometimes no, but the end-result is always that your front collision detection system is going off.

This maneuver is especially egregious if there is no car behind you for quite some distance.

I believe that some of the drivers who attempt this move are intentionally trying to cause a collision. Either they upside-down on the vehicle they purchased or they just cannot afford payments or they just would like an insurance settlement. The others, much like every other bad driver on this list, are just selfish and don't care.

At the end of the day driving a vehicle in traffic is part of a large social contract. We agree to follow the rules and regulations of the road in return for the privilege of driving on them. We also agree to operate courteously and safely out of respect for our fellow drivers. Once this social contract is breached then driving becomes a free-for-all, collisions increase and insurance rates skyrocket  (if the drivers are insured at all which, increasingly, they are not.)

Sadly what passes for driving now in Houston has little to do with honoring this contract, much as functioning in polite society has become something of a lost art. I would even argue that polite society itself has become somewhat of an archaic idea, much like intelligent social media posts or quality, hard-hitting journalism.

Society is broken, the bonds that joined us are irreparably frayed. What we're left with is a selfish, me-mongering husk of a city where the people don't care and the rules are optional. Gone is the gentle raising of the index finger and a polite nod to another driver as they move over to let you down a residential street when cars are parked on the side and only one care can get through, what is increasingly replacing that is anger, bitterness and, increasingly, road rage.

I'm unsure how to fix this, outside of some Righteous traffic policing by law enforcement which doesn't seem likely at this point, but that a fix is needed seems to be beyond a doubt.

Maybe outfit us all with bazookas and allow the taking out of one transgressor a year?

Too much?    OK, yeah.  But we need to find some way to return some civility to the roads. If nothing else for the well-being of our new, increasingly overpriced vehicles.

News Round-Up (08/27/2026)

 I keep meaning to get this blog back up and running well, life keeps getting in the way. (Maybe I should just give up and call it a blogeer?)

Still, on to the news.....

Let's start off with social media, where the fights over it are going to be (mostly) inconsequential to the real world, but hilarious to watch play out. 

If you don't believe me. I give you OreoGate Which is (most assuredly) one of those "things that never really happened" but has people all up in arms.

To paraphrase an old joke. What do you call 1000 influencers at the bottom of the sea? A good start.

Dems giving primary election victories to Democratic Socialists for elections in red states seems like a pathway for the GOP to retain control of Congress even during a horrible election cycle. That's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it works out.

SmartTVs are trash, but they're just about the only option you have. Now computer monitors are moving in the same direction. Tech companies are a menace. Also, the Tom Cruise movie Minority Report is proving more prescient than Sci-Fi.

Dan Patrick seems to be running more of a future unemployment benefits campaign than an actual re-election campaign at this point. To be perfectly honest, good riddance to him.

Get the feeling that wholesale changes are coming for the Astros. The problem is that I have zero faith the current regime has the wherewithal to turn it around. The Golden Age is over. We're getting close to a return to the Uncle Drayton years.

Imagine having the gall to pen this column and NOT ONCE mention exploding budgets at the municipal level. It's either intentional, or the guy really is the idiot I think him to be.

I've a feeling the Social Security Fix at this point is going to require an "All of the Above" strategy (benefits cuts, partial private accounts, tax increases, raising of the retirement age). Sadly, it might even require more draconian fixes than that. (Whatever it is, don't expect it until somewhere around 2031. Because that's how our Ruling Class works. There are still a few election cycles to milk this remaining on the calendar.)

Farewell NFL Pro Bowl (Games) I'd like to pretend that we'll miss you but......we won't.

The Chron's Democratic Socialist Columnist is Having yet another case of the angries. When all you write about is how mad you are that things aren't going your way, are you even really a columnist any longer? Or are you just ranting? This is a good example of a paycheck that could be gotten rid of and replaced with the hiring of an actual journalist on a local beat.

Retraction is (probably) the best path forward for HISD but, of course, the parents would have kittens and the local media would bemoan the closing of "historic" schools in ever-shrinking neighborhoods. So, nothing will happen then and the wheezing beast will continue to lumber along.

Speaking of wheezing beasts. LAS passenger traffic continues to decline. Add that to the upcoming draconian water cuts that the Feds are suggesting Nevada will have to absorb and it appears that Donald Trump might FINALLY get his revenge on the gaming industry in which, as a casino owner, he utterly failed.

To really understand the WNBA, you first need to recognize that It is NOT a sports league. Not even close. In reality it is a Political Platform for the sad and crazy. But not a sports league.

And finally.....

RIP to Dolly Parton and Tim Curry Two all-time legends, both gone at 80 after lives well lived. Go listen to "I Will Always Love You", "Jolene" and then go watch Clue.

Put me in the "Change the Calendar" Camp Please.

With the Kentucky Derby coming up this weekend (and the time of year that people pay a little attention to horse racing) the annual debate around changing the Triple Crown Calendar is on again.

Put me firmly in the "let's change it up" category.

First Saturday in May: Kentucky Derby

Memorial Day: Preakness

Weekend of July 4th: Belmont.

Yes, I understand that this would have an impact on later racing, but not much when you really think about it.

The biggest issue would be the timing of the "next" big race, the Grade 1 Haskell. But the Saratoga meet is several weeks and it could be bumped back some. After that the next big race is the Travers, in late August.  I see no reason why those dates cannot get shifted some. Again, the meet at the Spa is several weeks in length.

The problem with this argument is, as it has always been in horse racing, that shifting these races around would require coordination between the various racing State entities. Such as thing just does not happen in horse racing. The States are selfish, silly, and lack the capacity to take a long view of the sport. So, while the solution seems easy, it's probably going to be more difficult than it should be and eventually come way too late for it to matter.

Horse racing is whistling past the graveyard right now. Irrelevant except for one Saturday in May (and for two more races IF the same horse wins, and all but ignored the rest of the year. That's too bad of course, how many people would be a fan of horses like Skippylongstockings or White Abbario if only they knew to pay attention to them, but it's where the industry seems bent on heading.

There are many other problems in the sport, horrible gambling product being front and center, but the inability of the State Racing Commissions to work and play well with others is at the top.

And this ignores States like Texas, whose rules are designed to end the industry all together within it's borders.

News Round-Up (03/18/2026)

 What is rapidly becoming my one time per month post. (Life gets busy and in the way y'all)

Some in the World are starting to say that It's time to move on, WITHOUT the United States. OK. While I'm all for more countries pitching in and, you know, paying for things, I'm not sure you really can move on sans what is still (just) the World's largest economy.  But, good luck with that.

It's always funny when the Media thinks that they have "discovered" something that's been going on for decades. They bump their chests, perform a King Kong style celebration dance and then.....disappear when the party they prefer does the same thing. We have spent decades electing a group of horrid people to rule us. Nothing will change until that key issue is fixed.

Derek Stevens Rising He's certainly having his moment in the Sun.  He's the one casino owner who I've personally met (his brother as well) and he is a personable guy.  That said, his attitude toward gaming has certainly damaged Downtown odds, if not visitor counts.

The Hollowing out of the TSA. I'm not entirely sure this is a bad thing.  There are already private groups who do a better job, probably much cheaper.  I feel for the employees, it's not their fault that our horrid rulers won't pay them, but perhaps a rethink of airport security is long overdue?

The Public Unraveling of Lina Hidalgo is a sad watch. What's worse is that she's still (sort of) in charge of Texas largest County.  In a perfect world, yes, should would have resigned when it became clear she was not up to the job.  We do not live in a perfect World unfortunately.  Hopefully, when her term is up, she can go back to community organizing and just kind of slip out of the public eye.  I think that would be better for her mentally.

Tillman wants Caesars. To be honest, it would probably be a good thing for them. Of course, the BlackJack would suck but everything else would probably improve.

Wow, The long outlived it's expiration date Chron Ed Board is REALLY mad that Whitmire has stopped speaking to them. I do think it's fair to ask, at this point, what purpose this wheezing, outdated group really serves?  Wouldn't it be better to shut it down and redeploy the resources to news?

Mea Culpa, I quit reading the Chron's restaurant section long ago, but this story, Centering on the controversy surrounding Noma's in LA peaked my attention.  The biggest issue here is that we convinced Chefs that they were Rock Stars, and they were totally unprepared to deal with the celebrity.

The Great Sort in Real Life. Single Party States are typically poorly ran, but you do understand why people would not wish to be ruled by those who do not share their values.

College Sports seems dead-set on killing itself  and They keep finding new depths in which to dig. All of these changes, like the changes to the College Football Playoff, are designed to create guardrails to protect the large conferences.  This year there was actual debate as to whether or not 17-16 Auburn deserved a bid.  In case you are wondering, the answer is "no, they were not deserving". (They should not have even been seriously considered)

I did not have The Chron pushing for the release of sex-offenders on my Bingo card of news items this week.  But here we are.

Speaking of "on my news Bingo Card" Chris Tomlinson writing a column where he doesn't know what he's talking about is always on there.  He's ostensibly the "Business Columnist" but he seems to know very little about....actual business. (Especially not the oil and gas business, which is Houston's largest industry)

This is a tragic story that also highlights why Jasmine Crockett should be allowed nowhere near the levers of power. Notice that she takes zero responsibility for hiring this man.  Incredible.

Apparently, Harris County has "solved" it's felony case backlog. Much like former Mayor Annise Parker "eliminated" the homeless problem in Houston.  By sweeping it under the rug.  In Parker's case she just relocated them, in Teare's case he just dismissed them.

A lot of us have been sounding the warning bells about the sad state of political polling for a while now. It's good to see the media finally get a clue.

And finally.....

Houston is trash(y).

Enjoy your Spring y'all.