(Officials uncrate Scotch whisky, which was on ice for 100 years. AP via ChronBlog)
A crate of Scotch whisky that was trapped in Antarctic ice for a century was finally opened Friday — but the heritage dram won't be tasted by whisky lovers because it's being preserved for its historical significance.
Step One: Wrangle a job working in the preservation lab.
Step Two: Decide if viewing Scotch as a historical object is today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us.
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