Dear Texans....

You are a bunch of lug-headed, mouth-breathing, borderline incompetent, slack-jawed, backward-assed livin', truck drivin, earth-killin', meat-eatin', gay-hatin', god-lovin', inbreds who are incapable of running a Piggly Wiggly, much less making political decisions.......



Oh, and please vote for my guy.



Thanks,




Texas Progressives.

I love election season.