[Lia Eustachewich, NY Daily News]
"The Stupid Virus" mockingly breaks news about a lab monkey claiming that President Barack Obama was not born in America, spawning the virus "Fearus Ignoramus" among Americans, who break out into a frenzied fear that their President is an illegal alien.
So is this....
[David Reyes, Laugh 101 @ ChronBlog]
I'm sorry if your 401K tanked and you have to work the graveyard shift at the old Orange because of Wall Street. I don't care if you have hairy knuckles with the word love on one and hate on the other Ma'am, get the order right.
Don't forget this.
How far away are we from sitting in a theater watching butts?